News: Bacon Hairband! Hotdog earrings! Sausage Necklace! A fashionista's problem solved!

Hey there single ladies! Have you ever found it hard wooing that obese guy of your dreams? Ever found yourself coming home empty-handed from your night out at Wendys?
Well fear no more! Fake Food Hatanaka has just the thing for you! How about...

A Bacon Hairband! (5800 yen)

Or...

Hotdog earrings! (2800 yen)

Or even...

The Sausage Necklace! (4800 yen)

Oh, but I'm sorry... These are so fuckin' popular that they've all sold out!

Yeah, it all started with the plastic food company Fake Food Hatanaka facing a slump in sales due to a sudden increase of companies producing cheap plastic foods (yes, there is a market for it in Japan. Don't ask more!) So in a last ditch effort, the company branched off into making their fake food into jewelery and accessories. And boy, did they hit a gold mine!

They are also open to requests. I wonder if I could get myself a pair of hamburger earmuffs....

They just need to get around the "pickle matrix"