Well fear no more! Fake Food Hatanaka has just the thing for you! How about...
|A Bacon Hairband! (5800 yen)|
|Hotdog earrings! (2800 yen)|
|The Sausage Necklace! (4800 yen)|
Oh, but I'm sorry... These are so fuckin' popular that they've all sold out!
Yeah, it all started with the plastic food company Fake Food Hatanaka facing a slump in sales due to a sudden increase of companies producing cheap plastic foods (yes, there is a market for it in Japan. Don't ask more!) So in a last ditch effort, the company branched off into making their fake food into jewelery and accessories. And boy, did they hit a gold mine!
They are also open to requests. I wonder if I could get myself a pair of hamburger earmuffs....
|They just need to get around the "pickle matrix"|